*** Blades of Glory is a story of two rival world-class figure skaters, Jimmy and Chaz, competing under the men’s singles division. But because of the fight they had during the time they shared the first place position, both skaters were renounced of their winnings and were granted a lifetime banned from men’s singles division. [...]

ZOMG! This one almost knocked me off my seat. I wonder what was Ex-Gov. Mark Lapid thinking when he delivered these lines.
English Translation

Yes, I admit!
We’re just bananas!
But if you’ll look for a tree in the entire Philippines!
Only the banana tree has a heart!
Only the banana tree has a heart!!!